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mudkhep:

Dear Tumblr staff,
I am having an actual problem with harrassment and stalking and your Abuse@Tumblr email is “teaching me how to block and ignore users” as if I’m five years old and don’t know how. I have a problem with another user, who I have told to stop contacting me, who I have blocked both their account and their Anon IP, and who I have already turned off my Anon feature to avoid, who has now made another account to circumvent my attempts in order to continue contacting me. 
This is a blatant attempt at breaking your rules, and you’re telling me to “block her and ignore her because you left Anon on so it’s basically your fault.”
Yes, that’s why I turned Anon off when this problem occurred. I thought it was solved, but apparently not. I now have a second account to block and ignore twice, and I can forsee it happening again and again if something is not done.
I don’t know what I want you to do about this, but what I don’t want is for someone to act condescending in teaching me how to use your basic functions when someone is trying to guilt trip me into talking to them again by threatening suicide. I take suicide very seriously and I don’t appreciate that it’s being used as a guilt tactic to keep me around.

Boosting this. This bullshit HAS TO STOP, TUMBLR.

lemonade-cat:

mudkhep:

Dear Tumblr staff,

I am having an actual problem with harrassment and stalking and your Abuse@Tumblr email is “teaching me how to block and ignore users” as if I’m five years old and don’t know how. I have a problem with another user, who I have told to stop contacting me, who I have blocked both their account and their Anon IP, and who I have already turned off my Anon feature to avoid, who has now made another account to circumvent my attempts in order to continue contacting me. 

This is a blatant attempt at breaking your rules, and you’re telling me to “block her and ignore her because you left Anon on so it’s basically your fault.”

Yes, that’s why I turned Anon off when this problem occurred. I thought it was solved, but apparently not. I now have a second account to block and ignore twice, and I can forsee it happening again and again if something is not done.

I don’t know what I want you to do about this, but what I don’t want is for someone to act condescending in teaching me how to use your basic functions when someone is trying to guilt trip me into talking to them again by threatening suicide. I take suicide very seriously and I don’t appreciate that it’s being used as a guilt tactic to keep me around.

Boosting this. This bullshit HAS TO STOP, TUMBLR.

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HERA: who is this
ZEUS: who is what
HERA: who is this naked youth
ZEUS: youre going to have to be more specific
HERA: the one at your feet
ZEUS: oh
him
what about him
HERA: where did he come from
ZEUS: where did any of us come from
you know?
could be from the sea
or my own head
or spit up by an angry snake
hard to tell
HERA: did you kidnap him for sex
ZEUS: what
no
what?
HERA: did he kidnap you for sex
ZEUS: no
he’s
my cup guy
this is Ganymede, Official Cup Holder
he holds the cups
HERA: really
ZEUS: youve been saying forever that we need a guy to hold all the cups we use
HERA: i’ve never said that
ZEUS: someones been saying it
i just thought id save us all a little trouble
HERA: why isn’t he holding any cups
ZEUS: what
HERA: if he’s the cup holder why doesn’t he have a cup to offer me
i’m thirsty
ZEUS: I’m
EARTHQUAKE
[ZEUS raises his hands and all of Mount Olympus begins to shake violently. HERA is trapped underneath a falling rock]
ZEUS: sorry babe
cant hear you over all this earthquake
Dirtbag Zeus on thetoast.net (via laurencombeferre)

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davidalleynes:

I kind of wish America Chavez’s name was actually America Alvarez so she, Kamala Khan, Miles Morales, and Robbie Reyes can be on a “Young Alliterative Brown Heroes” squad together